Everyone meet Delilah.
ur mom hands u a glass of orange juice. u take a sip. its not orange juice. its stirred egg yolks. u spit them all out. u ask ur mom why. she turns around. its not ur mom. its me. ur mom is gone. im ur mother now
these old spice commercials have been getting really crazy lately
oh my godddddd there is a new swedish reality tv show where they are tracking down internet trolls and confronting them about the death threats they’ve sent to people, since it’s actually illegal.
watching them try to explain how it’s not them is the best entertainment i’ve ever seen.
this episode ended with them fining him 5000 SEK to be paid to the victim!
guess what America should do
but if a playground doesn’t have swings is it really even a playground. or is it just. a disappointment
“A man can live and be healthy without killing animals for food; therefore, if he eats meat, he participates in taking animal life merely for the sake of his appetite. And to act so is immoral.”
― Leo Tolstoy
I actually love dogs more than most people tbh
no homo tho
why no homo?
the french word for dog is masculine and you can never be too safe
I like my women curvy. lots and lots of curves. so many curves. maybe even a spiral shape. with ketchup. my ideal women is actually curly fry.
New Trailer: ‘Orange Is the New Black' Season 2 - June 6
there is no way that this happened
do you think ghosts can tell if youre gay or not? like im not gay but lets say hypothetically i was watching gay porn, would my grandmas ghost see me? totally not gay just asking hypothetically